Over 99687

Sho Demotivational Poster

D - 6 A HIT! -

TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!

BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level

YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...

TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.

TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.

The cure -

TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated

WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one

TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER

DEMOTIVATION - supreme example

TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l

Safety First -


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

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Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.65/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome sh**ty!!



TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by forseti

Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


TAGS: bravery war troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.15/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging

BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.

TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am

Peep Show -

TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.

TAGS: fully auto sh**gun
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.

JERSEY SHORE - Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.

TAGS: wonks wilder jersey shore snookie
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 27, 2013, 3:21 pm
Don't insult the Ompalompas. People still remember Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In five years on one will remember Jersey Shore. They will aks "Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins : Adore, Demo?"
krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:00 pm
LMAO I hate that show! 5L


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm

THE SHORT BUS - No matter how fast it goes It's still the slowest thing around

TAGS: short bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Zook

seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
sorry. Short BUS, that is.
seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
Who ever made this poster couldn't have chosen a more wrong short bust for the comment below it. If you know, you know. If you don't, I'm glad.
Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 5:27 pm

DITTO!! 5 speed bumps on this one.
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
ROR! Amsome!


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)

THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.

TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.

I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back

TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.42/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels

BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.

TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.29/5

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whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)

BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

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beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop

TAGS: joseph stalin ph**oshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.

YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power

BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?


TAGS: shovel with creativity
Rating: 4.69/5

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ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:03 am
LOL - Hell freezes over when the Vikes win the super bowl, right? (Tee-he-he)
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
Lol... Ya, we can get pretty creative up here in this frozen tundra of Minnesnowta!
GroPlea - July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm
d*** that's great! 5 broken lenses Sir.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:35 am
Saw that, but couldn't get over the artwork....nice find, Mr ug.
ughomer - July 30, 2012, 2:56 am
Geeze Louise! I misspelled Minnie Soda (Minnesota)
SRD - July 29, 2012, 8:41 pm
As someone who wears glasses, I actually fully appreciate this

ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...

THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands

TAGS: osama ph**oshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


TAGS: god bless our troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the ph**o are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful

YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you

TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...

THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen

TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.21/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a ****ty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
p***philia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing p***philia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's j******t doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tr*** maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tr***, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first

Shoryuken -

TAGS: figher cat shoryuken
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by timendum

Sho - October 28, 2008, 12:41 pm
A cat's dragon Punch doesnt have flames.....it scratches and you instead
Ryuu - June 30, 2008, 12:35 am
Got sumtin gainst h** puss?
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:18 pm
RyuCat don't need no stinkin flames!
Ryuu - May 16, 2008, 5:31 am
Kitty needs to level up!! Where Da Flames!?!?

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.

STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?

TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?

FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops

MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO - Proving that men can also be dumb and famous with just his looks (and his abs).

TAGS: snookie jersey shore mtv
Rating: 1.27/5

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rerun - April 17, 2010, 9:09 pm

In the realm of douchebaggery?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
serpentmaster, you have some competition!

THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...

TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


TAGS: show me the funny
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 21, 2009, 1:44 pm
Uhm, Person, then the Gerry McQuire line doesn't work.
Person - August 21, 2009, 1:42 pm
Hello, Kitty Man? or Hello Kitty Man? your choice. Lawl
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
That's a good ph**oshop.


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!

Ninja bush -

TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

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mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.

SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it

BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...

TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm


TAGS: mirror pretend show
Rating: 4.76/5

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ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


TAGS: cow sick twisted world sh**tyz
Rating: 4.51/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty

CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.

TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger sh** down
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L

MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4.1/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?

NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.

GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone

TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.65/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it

1910 -

TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.

POLE DANCING - How am I doing?

BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers

TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~

THE FIRST RULE OF BICYCLING? - 1) Tie Your Shoes Before Riding

TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by NuttunButt

OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.

GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.

TAGS: grasshopper kunngfu
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:57 am
and well done I might add
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 3:00 am
I don't know. But it took be back to the Kung Fu days.
Iconoclast - December 4, 2012, 5:08 pm
So ..... was that a lucky ph**o or was it Ph**oshopped?


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by timmey

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


TAGS: gun rifle hurt *****le
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils

FRAG-12 - I wonder if these are legal for duck hunting?

ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.

CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.

TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugsh**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a f***ing ugly son of a b****... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier

CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.

TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...

SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.

TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Firefly

Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by giulio

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip

WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead