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Sho Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm, #230291
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am, #230213
(carebear BANNED)


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am, #232393
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm, #232345

Great, love it.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm, #174637
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm, #174635
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm, #146372
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm, #83911
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm, #83904
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am, #83893
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm, #243375
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am, #192922
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am, #190241
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am, #189868
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm, #189815
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


Safety First -




IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217522
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217521
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm, #217516
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm, #217514
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm, #217513
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm, #217512
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm, #217511
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #217503
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm, #217499
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm, #217498
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm, #217398
5 messy break ups


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm, #247882
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm, #207737
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm, #207703
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm, #207701

awesome sh**ty!!


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am, #220213
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm, #173019
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm, #173015
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am, #171629
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by forseti

Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am, #208815
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am, #250203
Top marks!


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am, #245098
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am, #238947
Truck.


Peep Show -


TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm, #253999
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.


TAGS: fully auto sh**gun
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm, #255498
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm, #239087
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm, #157661
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


JERSEY SHORE - Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.


TAGS: wonks wilder jersey shore snookie
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

nicholsjoshua15 - August 27, 2013, 3:21 pm, #249113
Don't insult the Ompalompas. People still remember Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In five years on one will remember Jersey Shore. They will aks "Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins : Adore, Demo?"
krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:00 pm, #231135
LMAO I hate that show! 5L


MIDGET KISS -




NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


THE SHORT BUS - No matter how fast it goes It's still the slowest thing around


TAGS: short bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Zook

seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm, #227545
sorry. Short BUS, that is.
seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm, #227544
Who ever made this poster couldn't have chosen a more wrong short bust for the comment below it. If you know, you know. If you don't, I'm glad.
Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #188652

DITTO!! 5 speed bumps on this one.
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 3:35 pm, #188637
ROR! Amsome!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am, #191811
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm, #154643
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm, #154460
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm, #154458
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm, #154457
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm, #154418
HEAD Sh** OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am, #154306
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.


TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm, #172002
Excellent! 5L


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm, #223690
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am, #223619
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am, #223618
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am, #223573
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am, #223572
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #235268
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235258
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am, #234574
I Second That.


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm, #243780
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #170185
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by freddyfoxtrot

Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm, #205791
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm, #205790
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm, #205789
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm, #226252
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm, #226236
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by cj29

whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am, #177235
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm, #177121
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am, #177084
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm, #176995
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm, #176985
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am, #239148
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm, #239024
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm, #226852
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am, #226833
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am, #226825
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm, #226797
I know that story!


MEAN KITTY -




JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop


TAGS: joseph stalin ph**oshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by superspy

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm, #253360
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm, #219625
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




* SNOW STORM ART * - IN DULUTH, MINESOTTA


TAGS: shovel with creativity
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:03 am, #241123
LOL - Hell freezes over when the Vikes win the super bowl, right? (Tee-he-he)
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm, #241118
Lol... Ya, we can get pretty creative up here in this frozen tundra of Minnesnowta!
GroPlea - July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm, #237926
d*** that's great! 5 broken lenses Sir.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:35 am, #237883
Saw that, but couldn't get over the artwork....nice find, Mr ug.
ughomer - July 30, 2012, 2:56 am, #237880
Geeze Louise! I misspelled Minnie Soda (Minnesota)
SRD - July 29, 2012, 8:41 pm, #237874
As someone who wears glasses, I actually fully appreciate this


ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.


TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am, #153225
Ha!
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm, #153120
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm, #153112
Amsome, your best one yet imo


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am, #226681
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am, #226680
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama ph**oshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm, #218160
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm, #218141

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm, #218122
so very true...


CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am, #240290
The men in the ph**o are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm, #220274
Very nice!


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm, #112837
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm, #112835
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm, #90982
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am, #118565
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm, #118384
I dont get it...


THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen


TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm, #239790
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.


THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm, #93476
I was always a ****ty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm, #93474
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm, #93473
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm, #93472
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm, #93471
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm, #93470
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm, #93468
p***philia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm, #93467
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm, #93465
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm, #93463
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm, #93462
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm, #93461
Its good to stop doing p***philia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm, #93460
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm, #93454
"Just because she's j******t doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm, #93448
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm, #93445
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm, #93432
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm, #93430
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm, #93428
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm, #93427
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm, #93422
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm, #93404
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tr*** maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm, #93401
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tr***, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm, #93395
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm, #93393
the first


Shoryuken -


TAGS: figher cat shoryuken
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by timendum

Sho - October 28, 2008, 12:41 pm, #31111
A cat's dragon Punch doesnt have flames.....it scratches and you instead
Ryuu - June 30, 2008, 12:35 am, #7598
Got sumtin gainst h** puss?
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:18 pm, #7594
RyuCat don't need no stinkin flames!
Ryuu - May 16, 2008, 5:31 am, #3668
Kitty needs to level up!! Where Da Flames!?!?


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by rambukk

agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #205979
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm, #205954
Even better with the drum magazine.


STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm, #197124
what?


FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops




MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO - Proving that men can also be dumb and famous with just his looks (and his abs).


TAGS: snookie jersey shore mtv
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by ALMMC

rerun - April 17, 2010, 9:09 pm, #171927

In the realm of douchebaggery?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 9:06 pm, #171926
serpentmaster, you have some competition!


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm, #242408
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm, #240862
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm, #204557
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am, #203944
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am, #203940

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am, #203937
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am, #65261
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm, #29003
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29002
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am, #177369
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm, #155625
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am, #130549
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am, #130548
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am, #215270
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am, #57550
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am, #57544
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


OH KITTY MAN -


TAGS: show me the funny
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 21, 2009, 1:44 pm, #110512
Uhm, Person, then the Gerry McQuire line doesn't work.
Person - August 21, 2009, 1:42 pm, #110511
Hello, Kitty Man? or Hello Kitty Man? your choice. Lawl
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:40 pm, #88369
That's a good ph**oshop.


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm, #216273
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm, #216191
Great Poster!


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

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mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am, #61801
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am, #47498
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it




BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm, #12258
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


MIRRORS -


TAGS: mirror pretend show
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am, #224748
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world sh**tyz
Rating: 4.51/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm, #212918
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm, #212917
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am, #212715
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am, #212645
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm, #212614
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm, #157399
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am, #157370
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157229
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm, #157228
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm, #157225
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger sh** down
Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm, #203721
Amsome space. 5L


MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4.1/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am, #203561
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm, #203192
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm, #203189
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm, #100495
Epic win.


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.83/5

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holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm, #229114
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am, #229111
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am, #229110
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am, #229109
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am, #229108
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am, #229103
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am, #229097
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am, #229096
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am, #229095
You 5hould work for Hallmark


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.65/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm, #222964
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm, #222962
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm, #222959
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm, #222954
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm, #222953
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm, #222952
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm, #222944
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm, #222940
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm, #248022

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm, #183620
some funny facts... but not really more.


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am, #255896
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am, #255895
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am, #255894
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #231442
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am, #231441

Love it~~


THE FIRST RULE OF BICYCLING? - 1) Tie Your Shoes Before Riding


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.27/5

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GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.


TAGS: grasshopper kunngfu
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:57 am, #241219
and well done I might add
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 3:00 am, #241216
I don't know. But it took be back to the Kung Fu days.
Iconoclast - December 4, 2012, 5:08 pm, #241209
So ..... was that a lucky ph**o or was it Ph**oshopped?


GOD HATES JERSEY SHORE -


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm, #240312
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am, #232376
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm, #206312
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


THIS WILL NOT END WELL -


TAGS: gun rifle hurt *****le
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm, #122389
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm, #122385
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


FRAG-12 - I wonder if these are legal for duck hunting?




ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.




CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugsh**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am, #233755
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm, #122024
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm, #121989
This guy is a f***ing ugly son of a b****... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm, #94041
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm, #94030
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm, #94028
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.


TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am, #174609
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am, #174606
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #174605
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am, #174491
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am, #174490
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am, #174489
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by giulio

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm, #248684
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am, #136004
ha, everybody's a crip


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead




END OF THE WORLD -




MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm, #141114
You don't need a headsh** with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm, #120036
BOOM! HEADSh**!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm, #214223
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am, #96139
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am, #95717
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am, #95714
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass sh**gun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm, #232406
That"s Nice.


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